She is lovely, he seems great, and I'm sure they'll be very, very happy together. The feelings I have about them getting engaged are simple: happiness. The feelings I have that their engagement stirs up are a little more complicated. Their engagement means that, of the ten or twelve people I'm closest to, all but three are engaged, married, or married with children. That's.....over 70%. I don't know. It just brings out a funny little color on me. Lauren Hoffman: happy for you in a complicated way since 1983!
To wit (taken from a gChat conversation with Sarah):
Sarah: totally, i completely get that.
2:38 PM me: I mean, out of the people I'm closest to, now almost everyone is married or engaged
2:39 PM I'm celebrating by buying myself a special tool to cut biscuit dough
2:43 PM Sarah: haha so much better!
me: totally!
2:44 PM from the martha stewart collection!
I have such a complicated relationship with that collection. I tell you what.
2:45 PM Sarah: HAHA
me: "congratulations on your engagement, sara and joe! we love you. best, lauren and the martha stewart collection"
I just hope the collection will be available to escort me to the wedding, too. I'd ask my imaginary boyfriend Wyatt to take me, but he's pretty busy at work and/or bicycling around the country for children with disabilities.
I just hope the collection will be available to escort me to the wedding, too. I'd ask my imaginary boyfriend Wyatt to take me, but he's pretty busy at work and/or bicycling around the country for children with disabilities.
So glad I could be a part of your pathetic 30%!
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