I am a wordsmith.

Tonight, while watching LOST, I was trying to remember the word for "Target" (the reason why escapes me). What I said was the following:

"It's...with the red circle? Like 7-up? But not 7-up. It's a store. By Northgate. A big one."

Outstanding.

And here is every "that's what she said" from every episode of The Office ever. Thank you and good night.